Displayed inside a showcase on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a neon pink ensemble performed in by the entertainer. His show in front of a massive crowd of attendees was hailed as a success.
Perhaps you don't enjoy his music. Perhaps you believe he is the greatest gift to music in history. You might take a reasonable stance, conceding that some hits are excellent while others are terrible.
The key argument is that entertainment can take many forms. You like what you like. There is no universal formula to craft art or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts unrivalled depth. It's difficult to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on the environment.
The weather, the session, the red ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the wicket.
If Test cricket is art, the wicket is the canvas on which the cricketers create their art.
A Test of Cubism: The Fourth Test
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the great game broken apart and reassembled in a bizarre shape.
This is not a endorsement of the surface which produced a win and the another short match of the contest.
Having 10mm of grass on the surface, causing a cascade of wickets tumbling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and ongoing. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball moves excessively for the pace bowlers. Sometimes, it spins sharply on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting owing to the investment made during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Certain variables are tolerated more readily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the situation and adapting appropriately. The top two individual innings were made by acknowledged stars. One side committed more errors than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Attempt to convince the supporters who have experienced years of defeat that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the stadium, a sea of people celebrated and created an atmosphere, producing a party atmosphere in a heartland of national pride.
There was belief as the attack dominated, impetus when batters responded, and rapturous celebration when the victory was confirmed.
Contrasting Examples: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has a history with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a game there featured a strip with all the life of a a non-event.
That contest was a grind, with limited drama and slow play. The two-day game and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the scale – neither ideal, yet historical weight can be attached to both.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the death of Test cricket at all," commented a former player. "Fans who have been privileged to see these short time have been experienced some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this match, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The players protected him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his face.
Different players stepped up with key contributions. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term futures, but a starting point to use as a platform.
In the end, this Melbourne victory joins other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans departed into a beautiful night, the team gathered on the outfield to start their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, men. This victory was hard-fought.